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Netflix Never Made Me Watch a RomCom

from The Songs I Actually Play by A Bird Among Men

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(World of Warcraft Song)

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They say that being a musician
Makes it easy to get women
But I am walking proof
That saying is fucking bullshit
I had a girl in my bed once,
I went into tremors,
She got up and walked away.
So much for that one.

I fall asleep alone
Every night.
Yeah I'm the king of virgins
And that's alright.
Who needs a girlfriend
When you've got Netflix,
And world of Warcraft?

Yeah I'm not impressive
I don't drive, I'm out of shape
And I'm not in a band.
So that leaves me with the choice
Of my left or right hand.
At least I've got no self esteem,
So if you want to get back at your exboyfriend,
You could pretend to go out with me.

I fall asleep alone
Every night.
Yeah I'm the king of virgins
And that's alright.
Who needs a girlfriend
When you've got Netflix,
And world of Warcraft?

At least I have friends online,
To fool me into thinging I'm popular
At least some of the time.
Yeah the Internet can provide
All the sexual satisfaction I'll ever need
And because it's not alive,
I'll never have to give it anything. Ever.

Chords:

Verse/Bridge: G Bm C
Chorus G D C

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from The Songs I Actually Play, released June 30, 2016

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A Bird Among Men Bath, Maine

ABAM is Robyn Crews and I make
tongue in cheek, self deprecating folk punk from mid-coast Maine!

I started this project because I don't have enough friends to make a real punk band.

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